Chasing Waterfalls

I have a slight problem and would like some suggestions. My girlfriend gets so horny during sex that she gets too wet, and it desensitizes her. I want to pleasure her, but she claims she's so hot and wet that she can't climax. What am I to do?

Wet in Wisconsin

Your best bet is to continuously fully withdraw your penis from her vagina while having sex. That way, her vagina's juices will retract somewhat, and both of you will be able to enjoy yourselves more.

Travis

Stinky Snatch

I think I have a problem. I seem to be discharging and while that's normal, recently I sense that I smell bad due to that fluid. It has developed a pale, yellowish color and an odor that really irritates me, and has started to get me worried. I've been experiencing this for more than a month now, but when I asked my boyfriend if he smelled something weird or bad, he said he didn't. Tell me whether or not I should even be worrying...

Hope you can help,

Tina

It could be nothing, but if you're smelling a foul odor, then I suggest you visit a gynecologist as soon as possible. You could have vaginitis or bacterial vaginosis (both easily curable). Don't worry about it and whatever you do, don't douche, it'll only make things worse.

The Mammoth Member

Being extremely large seems to be a predominant status symbol in society, however, I have found that it is actually a curse. I am 6'7" and extremely large. I have dated many women, all of which were very shocked (in a good way) when they first saw my penis. However, when it was time to have sex, it turned out to be painful for them, embarrassing for me, and ultimately, it has been a curse. Women who were able to handle me in bed were sore, and generally angry with me the next day.

Three women that I have gone out with have stopped dating me, and their reasoning was as follows:

They cannot be with a guy who has a large penis. It simply hurts too much day after day. To make matters worse, I cannot find condoms that fit comfortably, both lengthwise and widthwise. What can I do here?

Thanks,

The Beanstalk

I'm sorry to hear about your affliction. It seems that our society is so obsessed with enlarging men's penises that we simply brand men with large ones as "lucky." Well, to be honest, there really is not much that you can do. It's very intimidating for women to see an extremely large penis headed toward their vaginas in the midst of a sexual encounter.

You're going to have to reside yourself to gentle sex in which you don't fully penetrate the woman. As for condoms, click here to buy extra large ones. Good luck and I wish you the best of luck.

I Don't Like Oral Men

My fiancé is very creative and wonderful at pleasing me. The only problem is that I don't enjoy oral sex from him. I don't know how to tell him this, or how to explain to him that it isn't enjoyable. It is acutely irritating. You want to help me out here?

Thank you,

Orally withdrawn

Anytime you tell a man that you don't like oral sex, he'll assume that whichever man did it to you, didn't know what he was doing. Well first off, you have to figure out what's irritating you about it. Is he moving too fast, too slow, irritating your clitoris, sucking too hard?

Then, play a little game. He can tell you how to suck his member while you're performing oral sex on him, and you can do the same. This way, it's fun and you don't offend his ego. Hope this helps.

-Travis