Everyone will go through the emblematic situation of having a jealous partner at some point in their lives. The typical theme is that men are the jealous ones in relationships but we've all seen some poor, unsuspecting sap get interrogated by his lady for glancing at the blond with the big eyes. There are a few guidelines one must abide by in order to deal with this problem efficiently, otherwise this flattering situation can get ugly.
Who Are You Looking At?
Who can remember the last time they got caught innocently looking over at the "second most attractive woman in the room"? 80% of men in relationships will admit it was a couple of days ago, while the other 20% are probably lying. An innocent look at another woman does not imply unhappiness or disinterest in the lady on your arm.

Instead, the explanation is simple: everyone likes to observe attractive things and this is simply an indication that we are still swift at noticing beauty in the world... even if beauty happens to be 5'10" with brown hair and legs that would make Cindy Crawford blush.

However, when your better half observes you enjoying the eye-candy across the way, a wave of burning questions arise such as; "What are you staring at? Who the hell is she? You think she's prettier than me?" All these well thought out demands can make any man stutter in his attempt to come up with a good response. So how can men respond to these interrogations without repercussions? Here are some back-door replies to help escape these potentially dangerous situations.

I used to go to high school with her. She was a nerd in chemistry class.
That's my old friend Jimmy's little sister. Last time I saw her, she couldn't have been more than twelve years old.
Hey, she looks just like that girl from the commercial. You know it, the commercial with the car with the guy and the girl...
That's the girl my best friend used to date in college. Man, she certainly put on some weight.


Girlfriends need to realize that even if we're madly in love and infatuated with them, that doesn't mean that every other woman instantly begins resembling Janet Reno.


Mirror Mirror On The Wall...
No matter how one answers allegations that they are window shopping , women always need to hear that they are still as beautiful as the first time you laid eyes on them. Women have this constant need for affirmation and if you've been caught looking at another woman, this becomes especially important.

This step does not simply consist of saying something nice to your woman; it must be said with sincerity because women are very alert to these things. Men must look directly in their women's eyes and not glance away at any given moment while uttering that God was showing off when he made her . Saying something without meaning it is worse than saying nothing at all. Like they say: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

If the situation becomes edgy and she raises a question like, "Do you find her attractive?", simply saying "no" is not enough. One must reinforce their negation by saying that their woman always looks better. "Of course not, you're ten times sexier/more beautiful/hotter than her."
What Does It Mean?
When looking at the whole ordeal in perspective, what does it all really mean? Probably that these ladies really care for and love us. Women sometimes use strange techniques to display their affection. So, as a rule of thumb, always be attentive to her needs. Perhaps our eyes will never stop wandering about but we can at least appreciate our woman's beauty too. On the other hand, beware because jealousy of this sort can have negative connotations.

Jealousy can also represent a sign of possessiveness where women are so unstable that they cannot keep any partners for long periods of time. Their inability to hold on to any man is usually directly related to their psycho-like behavior and mannerism. If women have strange tendencies in relationships, call it quits as soon as possible or you may end up in a B-movie shower scene before long. There are plenty of fish in the sea and no one is keen on piranhas.

So there's a crash course in female jealousy. This information should help shed some light on a topic that is only identifiable through trial and error. If possible, try to avoid this ordeal altogether. If not, then the welcome mat of misery will constantly be at your doorstep.