1. On being a pansy:
“A guy who's too much of a pansy to make the first move probably isn't going to be all that good in bed, whereas I’ve been really impressed with guys who just get it out there. I can’t believe I'm quoting Sex In the City — this is really scary — but I like when [Carrie] says: ‘When guys make dramatic romantic gestures, it’s seen as romantic; when girls make them, it’s seen as pathetic.”
2. On taboo:
“When it comes to fantasies, women tend to be into, like, the landlord who you haven’t paid rent to that’s making you do some sexual favors. Or, like, there’s always a poker game scenario where your boyfriend forces you to service a bunch of men at the table or all his friends at the Super Bowl party. I don’t know — it’s the taboo things that seem to come up most with my friends.”
3.  On the biggest duh there is:
“We all have fantasies in our head — it’s when you act on them, that’s the problem. If you don’t want to cheat, you must avoid putting yourself in a situation where it can happen. Duh.”
4. On threesomes:
“Statistically, threesomes only work really well if the couple is very new. Established couples trying to put spice into their relationship or their marriage, it’s like the worst thing you could possibly do. It’s the jealousy and insecurity issues. That happened with my marriage, when we first started going out together. We did a threesome thing with another girl — it was great. But three years down the road, we never would have done

5. On revisionist history:
“Yes, I hid my true nature from my ex. I acted like I’d had less sex than I did because I thought he would think I was slutty — which I kind of was at times. But he was kind of conservative so I was hesitant to tell him some of the stuff I’d done. You know, I’d let him think it was the first time with him… Like, I hate the amount of people I’ve slept with. So to this day I say I’ve only been with six or seven. And those dumbasses believe it.”
6. On letting your freak flag fly:
“He just asks for exactly what he wants and I can do the same. There’s no shame. Sexy outfits, naughty texts — it’s just like, ‘Hey, whatever turns you on, sure, let’s try that!’”
7. On sex as a drug:
“If you’re having this amazing sex with somebody, you think, ‘Oh, it’s love! This person’s so amazing and they’re so loving when we’re having sex.’ It becomes like a drug. But often times, the truth is: They just love sex!”
8. On acting like a jealous jerk:
“Jealousy turns me off entirely. Any type of jealousy or anger. The man that I’m with now, he had severe anger and jealousy issues. Whenever my eyes would go off, he would accuse me of thinking of my ex. An anonymous text would come in, I’d look at the phone, and he was like: “Is it him?” Just paranoid. So I immediately I told him: “You have to work on yourself. I’m going to help you, we’re going to do it together, but I can’t live with a man that’s accusing me of things that I didn’t do.”
9. On that time of the month:
“I do have a gold-standard way of evaluating men. If they go down on me when I’m having my period, that’s just pretty awesome. But it has to be their idea. And they have to do it enthusiastically, like it’s the most exciting thing that has ever happened.”
10. On keeping that look in your eyes:
“I think sex is the most important part of a relationship. That physical desire to be with somebody, to share your body with somebody, to feel comfortable with somebody. And if you’re not feeling comfortable with yourself then you have to take care of that. You have to stay attractive, you can’t become Two Ton Tully.  Even after 20 years of marriage, you have to keep that look in your eyes.”
11. On why we cheat:
“I suppose in some weird, judgmental way, I always thought that affairs were symptoms of moral character. And now I see them for what they are. It is a crying out of feeling totally alone within your own marriage — sexual isolation or emotional isolation — which is the scariest feeling because there’s no recourse. When you’re single, there’s a possibility that you’re going to fall in love. You might be lonely, but you dwell in that type of possibility. When you’re married and things are shitty, there’s nowhere to go.”
12. On the biggest mistake a man can make:
“The biggest mistake a man can make in bed is having a lack of enthusiasm. And I think the biggest mistake a woman can make is also lack of enthusiasm. Sex is a team sport. And it should be a lot of f*cking fun.